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Sunday, June 5, 2011

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Does using a tablecloth count as protection?

Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

Click here to read the full report from FOX19.com.

3 comments:

  1. Wow, what a strange world we live in, maybe the table came on to him though, we can't rule that out!

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  2. God. I find this funny and disturbing at the same time. O-o

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  3. It was all the tables fault for having no tablecloth it was asking for it!

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