Crash that injured 4 teens blamed on breath-holding game

Four teenagers were transported to Strong Memorial Hospital with minor injuries after the driver apparently passed out at the wheel while holding his breath as part of a game, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.

Woman Sues For Sexual Harassment But Says ‘Rape Is OK’

Deidre Clark was axed from her job after her employers found out she was writing a smutty online novel. Clark is now suing for £3.5 million because apparently her 60 year old boss was sexually harassing her. The kicker? Deidre says it’s OK when women get raped and sluts get slapped.

Jilted Javanese Teen Chops off Penis and Throws it Down Well

As if this tale isn’t horrendous enough, doctors cannot reattach the penis because despite a thorough search, villagers were unable to find it. A normal life for this unfortunate young man seems unlikely

Cops seize large supposed marijuana field in park, accidentally help and serve community.

The Onion upset they didn't write such an article already, can't now that its actually happened.

Work production around the planet just took a 40% dip.

googles name is now a playable AKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA PEW PEW PEW!

Robot made to run using a ball

even for Japan, a robot that bowls seems at least a little bit over the edge.

Chinese Man Dines on a Lightbulb for Breakfast

Sichuan Province resident Wang Xianjun, 54, is known for being an “eccentric.” However, the word eccentric barely begins to describe this unusual man, as Wang is a self-declared lightbulb eater with a penchant for glass.

Ninjas rescue student from muggers

Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school.

Want to become a ninja study Ninjutsu

Alexa Ray Joel failed to overdose on homeopathic medication Traumeel

It was just a cry for a really tiny bit of help.

This is homeopathic medicine at work

Frank Frazetta, Legendary Fantasy Artist, Dies at 82

Frank Frazetta, one of the most important and influential artists in the world of fantasy and science fiction, has died at the age of 82 after a stroke on may 9 2010, as confirmed by Heidi MacDonald of The Beat this morning.

Frazetta's wife and muse, Ellie, passed away last July, and more recently, his work was the subject of an ugly and very public battle between his children

Frazetta was best known for his oil painting covers, where his depictions of muscular warriors and beautiful women in titles like "Conan" and "Tarzan" were incredibly influential to the fantasy genre. Frazetta's style ultimately came to define much of the visual style in the genre today, inspiring a generation of artists like Boris Vallejo and Arthur Suydam. His influence extended beyond comics, as well, with his scantily-clad women even inspiring the famous Slave Leia bikini costume from "Return of the Jedi."

New To HTC desire here's some help

First off mount as a hard drive once you have plugged the phone into your computer. click and drag the file named HTCSync_2.0.28 across to your hard drive and run this lets you synchronize between your phone and computer and install programs you downloaded for it from your computer onto the phone (saving you from using from your monthly download limit from the phone)

here is a link to some how-tos

How-tos (71)

And a link to some programs to start you off

HTC programs

also go to market and download ‘Advanced task killer’ so you can easly close unused applications so they do not use up unnecessarily from your battery

(To everyone that has bought the phone with internet access and gone to Optus you will need to set up your internet to do this press Menu >setting> wireless & networks >Mobile networks > Access Point names Press Menus click New APN

Name it ‘optus internet’, APN name it ‘internet’, Make sure MCC is 505, MNC is 02 and then press menu and save now click optus internet and wait till the green dot shows Congrats you now have internet access)

Petty but awesome

Reddit goes into “read-only” mode; Digg quality crumbles as a result

Other social news sites such as Digg experienced a drop in the quality of content as one of the primary sources for content, Reddit, went into “read-only mode” making it challenging for many top Digg users to find content. The front page of Digg has not yet experienced the fallout as most of the top images today were from yesterday’s Reddit front page, but tomorrow is expected to be a low-Digg-count-day with Redditors unable to supply Digg users with content to submit.

Alyssa Bustamante, 15, Charged With Slaying of 9-Year-Old Elizabeth Olten

A Missouri judge ruled that 15-year-old Alyssa Bustamante can be tried as an adult in the murder of 9-year-old Elizabeth Olten. According to police, she killed the little girl just because she "wanted to know what it felt like."

state senator Mike Bennett caught looking at porn

World Of Goo Sale Offers Fascinating Results

2D Boy, the developers of the popular independent game World of Goo, had a pay-what-you-want birthday sale with curious results. For the next seven days, Wolfire Games is attempting the same kind of sale, but with some new twists. Wolfire Games' Humble Indie Bundle contains five independent games (World of Goo, Aquaria, Gish, Lugaru HD, and Penumbra) with no DRM and they are all cross-platform. In addition to directly supporting the developers of these five games, part of the money also goes to the Electronic Frontier Foundation and the Child's Play Charity. No matter how much you spend, you also get to choose who your money goes to (charity only, developers only, evenly, or custom).